omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
#more dramatic than romeo and juliet
Hello Queen of Genovia
I’ll reblog it every time I see in my dash. EVERY. TIME.
I hate that people marginalize her and say that people like Jennifer Lawrence and Mila Kunis are “America’s new best friends” because yeah okay they’re great and have some awesome qualities, but Anne Hathaway always handles everything that gets thrown at her with such grace and poise. She presents her thoughts and opinions in a way that is eloquent, yet she is not arrogant or pompous. She stands for some really really important causes and is just all around an amazing role model for girls and young women and children and men and kangaroos and martians and just every living creature everywhere ever.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book